only in my dreams

i have a list of what i want in a man. more specifically the man that i will marry. and they're pretty outrageous, and i know that i will never get them all, and some are really shallow, but what can I say? If I'm going to dream, I better dream big right?
1. Has the ability to grow a beard and actually grows it.
2. Feeds my shopping addiction by providing me with appropriate funding. (this is shallow, i know, but i loooove shoes)
3. Can't keep a secret. If he can't keep a secret, it'll be easier to trust him because I know that he'll confess to everything.
4. Doesn't mind staying at home and chilling. I'll love him even more if he is as addicted to television as I am.
5. MUST LOVE BOARD GAMES.
6. Makes me mix CDs of good music. Complete with voice tracks, and maybe some of him attempting to sing a song for me.
7. Someone who is fashionable, but not in a metro sort of way. I love clothes and I like a guy who can appreciate style, but only if the style suits him.
8. Someone who will make me laugh a lot. Even when he's not around, I'd like to think about him and laugh.
9. I am more attracted to guys with dark hair and brown eyes. But I'm not going to be super picky. I also like guys that are a little exotic looking.
10. Someone who is slightly shy, insecure, and mysterious. But not in the untrustworthy way, but in the "you seem interesting" way.
11. Someone who is confident in the relationship and knows that he wants to be with me. Puts me above everything else, because that's how I will treat him.
12. Doesn't mind doing stupid little things and going to stupid places with me.
13. Likes the loopy rollercoaster rides, not the ones with the massive drops.
14. Isn't overly religious. I don't care if he believes in God or not, I just don't want to feel pressured to believe in something that I just can't.
15. Is cute.